JESUS CHRIST GEORGIA ARE YOU OK
alright everybody sit down and let me tell you a story about Waffle mother-freaking Houses
the summer before I was going into fifth grade me and my family drove down to Florida to go to Universal studios. So on our way down we started noticing them everywhere. I’m not joking at how many more there were the further we drove. and THEN we got into Georgia and they where EVERYWHERE
every few yards there was a waffle house.
There was a road where there was a Waffle house on the THE OPPOSITE SIDES
it was insane. so I hope you guys like waffles if you decide to drive through GeorgiaSeriously guys, in Georgia we say that there are so many Waffle Houses along the road because"Nobody turns left for that shit"
All directions in Georgia literally have the phrases “When you get on Peachtree” and then “When you see the Waffle House”
i live in between waffle house and huddle house which is just a kind of waffle house
the only good thing about georgia is you’re always within walking distance of waffle house
you guys don’t understand, in the deep south, we don’t have anywhere to go or anything to do
celebrating after a football game? go to the waffle house
drunk on a saturday night? go to the waffle house
bored as dicks and just need to entertain yourself? go to the fucking waffle house
it’s a fucking CELEBRATION when a new one opens up—you have to break it in before all the grease and grime sets in and it is GLORIOUS
I BET THAT IF TWO KIDS LIVED IN THOSE TWO HOUSES THAT THEY WOULD COME OUT ON THEIR ALMOST CONJOINING ROOFS OUTSIDE THEIR BEDROOM WINDOWS AND TALK AND BE BEST FRIENDS AND FALL IN LOVE.
I will not write fluff to that. I won’t. No.
LUCY I FOUND IT