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gingerbrownies:

How to maintain a relationship with a woman

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WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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Posted 3 days ago

particularscarf:

badkryptonian:

GOOD JOB, DANIEL

"I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis? *facepalm*"

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madamjellyfish666:

pleatedjeans:

Seal with a data-logger on it’s head. [x]

"LOOK! LOOK! I’M A NARWAL!"

I’ve been laughing for about 20 minutes now

Posted 3 days ago

You won’t hear me saying I have no body issues because I wouldn’t be human if I didn’t.

(Source: romanovnat)

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komaedazzle:

i found this on my computer. WHEN IN THE LIVING FUCK DID I MAKE THIS?!

Posted 3 days ago

Sebastian Stan in Black Swan

(Source: thorlokid)

Posted 3 days ago

sdzoo:

Even Galapagos tortoises enjoy watermelon in the summer. Watch the full video.

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silversunfrenzy:

moosefeels:

believersneverdie5:

FUCK YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

fuck oH MY GOD INHUMANS MOVIE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YAS YEA SYASYEAY EYA YES

(Source: thatmovieguydoe)

Posted 3 days ago

drippingsun:

bestnewtrack:

drippingsun:

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are you kidding me

this is all the G names they have

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this is literally all of them

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Posted 3 days ago

thedisneyfan:

godbless-st-cyr:

A compilation of my favorite teacher/school related posts

THE TOP ONE THO

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